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Joke of the Day
"Two envelopes had a baby It was male"
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"these tweets brought to you by me waiting to hear back from my weed guy"
"There should be more than one kind of handicapped parking placard. ""I have no legs"" and ""My knees gave out at 350 lbs"" aren't the same."
"Why didn't the hippie save the drowning swimmer? He was too far out man"