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"where do queers download their illegal software from pirategay"
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"So I told my girlfriend that she'd look better with her hair back... Which apparently is a very rude thing to say to a cancer patient."
"What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? 1 US Leader."
"(meeting for naming cereal) ""List the ingredients; maybe we'll get inspired."" ""Honey, bunches of oats"" ""I think we're done here."""
"What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left? ""You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."""
"I may seem confident on the outside but deep down on the inside I remember every time I've accidentally leaned on a light switch."
"Husband says to his wife ""do you smell that"" wife says ""no?"" Husband says ""me neither so start cooking"""
"What are Cephalopod Ghosts made of? Octoplasm."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic who walked into a bra"
"Dark humor is like a child with terminal cancer It never gets old"