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Joke of the Day

"where do queers download their illegal software from pirategay"

"Want to play the rape game? ""Nope"" Ah, that's the spirit."

"Why did God invent Yeast infections? So woman know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt!"

"I feel really bad for the Mexican Olympian disqualified from weightlifting for excessive use of protein. They told him, ""No whey, Jose."""

"This old dude from Europe is everywhere. The one that is making everybody cry."

"I bought a high end stereo with a broken volume knob for $10. I couldn't turn it down."

"I love how all my apps shake when I go to delete one.. There all like awww shit, who's it gonna be this time"

"What does a pedophile order when he goes to a cannibal restaurant? Eh, just something off the kids menu."

"Why do refugees in Germany smell like shit? Because they're too scared to go in the showers."

"Election Day Drinking Game: Every time Donald Trump is elected President, we all drink and just never stop."