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Joke of the Day

"What did the nutrionist say to the zombies as they were breaking down the doors of a hospital in West Hollywood? ""Don't forget to eat your gays and invalids."""

"If an Italian could time travel, where would he go? To the Pasta."

"Chemists do tell jokes, but there's no reaction because all their people skills Argon. Omg, that's Sodium funny, right? Na? Okay."

"What do you call a nocturnal bird that likes both men and women? A bisexuowl. I'm sorry."

"JUDGE: I may send u to jail. But if u act less condescending, I'll let u go free ME [waving goodbye to my family] u mean condescendingLY"

"Dad, I'm not high I swear! says a kid to his dad, to which the dad replies: ""Five minutes ago, you threw your hamster through the window screaming ""Pikachu, I choose you!"""""

"Q: What insect is good at math? A: An account-ant."

"What's your number? A jewish girl and a man walks into a bar. They hit it off and the man asks for the girls number. She lifts her sleeve."

"Triple entendre The word ""masturbate"" is only three syllables. It seems a lot longer to me."

"Did you hear about the first time Alexander The Great went to a brothel? He came, he saw, he came."