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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a hipster? Drown them in the main stream."
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"My trip to the psychiatrist. Me: I have a crippling fear of backstories. Psychiatrist: So when did this begin? Me: AHHHHH!!!!!!"
"Women's voices naturally get higher as they get excited so if you're in bed and she still sounds like Morgan Freeman, try harder."
"What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible? ""I can't even look at you anymore!"""
"Three states walk into a bar The first goes straight to the back and starts washing tons of dishes. The second orders a small Coke. The third one has no idea what to get. What states are they?"
"Im not your friend, buddy"
"Here's a Post Office joke Nevermind, you'll probably never get it."
"Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women? Women working at 900 numbers."
"What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack-u-la !"
"What weighs 20 times a North Korean? Kim Jong Un."