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Joke of the Day

"I know why you wear your wedding ring on your left hand guys. Cause once you say ""I do"" your right hand is gonna be awful busy."

"What did the train say on the way to auschwitz? Jew-Jew I'm sorry, that made me feel dirty. Should probably take a shower..."

"Life is like toilet paper you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."

"I spent too much money on video games this month. All of my savings have gone up in steam."

"What do you call a university full of fat girls studying neuroscience? A hippocampus."

"me: Should I pack condoms? wife*laughs* me*driving* wife*still laughing* me*checks into the hotel* wife*calls friend so they can both laugh*"

"What kind of shirts do philosophers wear Soccer tees"

"freddie crougar once impersonated chuck norris and that is the reason why we have nightmares"

"What I hate about pasta is how they change the shape and act like it's a different food. I'm out to expose the fraud."

"My favorite clean joke: What do you do when you stub your toe? Call a toe truck."