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Joke of the Day

"wanna hear about the biggest conspiracy theory of all time involving millions of people dominating millions of others? feminism."

"Why do hippies like corduroy? Because the material is so groovy."

"Did you hear about the gay midget? he came out of the cupboard"

"How does every racist joke start? [looks over both shoulders]...."

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a gynecologist? A gynecologist will shake a woman's hand before grabbing their pussy."

"Why did the iguana get a prescription for viagra? For his reptile dysfunction."

"It could be the wine talking, but I used to be grapes."

"Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism? They are both unlike radicals."

"ST BERNARD DOG: [getting ready for work] Honey have you seen my barrel? WIFE: Which one? SBD: The little one I wear AROUND MY NECK EVERY DAY"

"Funny one liner: My dick is so big that my girlfriend use it as a selfie stick My dick is so big that my girlfriend use it as a selfie stick"