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Joke of the Day
"My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart."
Next Joke
"What is the deal with airplane food? Seriously, I'm trying to feed this thing and I don't know what airplanes eat."
"I just took a poop so black, I sent an Instagram of it to Kim Kardashian and she asked what team it plays for"
"Why don't they tell jokes in base 8? Because seven ten eleven!"
"A Texan walked into a bar... The bartender asked, ""You got any ID?"" The Texan said, ""'bout what?"""
"China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you're a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you."
"Airport security asked ""what's the purpose of your visit?"" So I said ""to terrorize the ladies!"" and we laughed and laughed and I'm being deported."
"Eating pussy is like subway eat fresh."
"I once ate an entire pack of rope I shit you knot."
"Tried to impress 9 by making up sentences containing 3 of her vocabulary words at once, so now she knows what ""nerd"" means."