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Joke of the Day

"A rabbi and a priest are walking past a park, where they see a group of boys playing football The priest says ""Let's go over and screw them kids."" The rabbi replies ""Out of what?"""

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"If you really want to surprise your man during intercourse, die."
"A black guy walks into a bar, with a parrot on his shoulder The bartender looks at him and says, ""That thing is really cool! Where did you get it?"" The parrot replies, ""Detroit"""
"What's the difference between David Bowie and porn? Porn sometimes features good music. R.I.P"
"After the delicious brownies have all been consumed following my funeral, a video of me will inform everyone that they just ate my ashes."
"Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the piss out of the knickers."
"Man, I sure am mad about the rising bullet prices... Now I get less bang for my buck!"
"College guy: How do you like it? Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt ~Get outta the gutter pervs"
"-buys lottery ticket -fantasizes about winning the lottery -smiles -loses lottery -resumes general hatred for life"
"Tickets for the wheelchair races are selling out...seats are going fast!"