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Joke of the Day

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer....... I'm not sure what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day"

"Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea Clinton"

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car"

"Two snakes Snake one asks ""Hey man, are we venomous?"" Snake two responds, ""Extremely. Why do you ask?"" ""Because I just bit my tongue"""

"Did Batman know that Alfred was embezzling billions to finance a 4-person Magic act that was a front for robbing banks?"

"I saw on the news Boy George's bearded dragon has attacked and bitten his housekeeper 6 times in the last month I reckon he needs a calmer chameleon."

"How many nuns were at the library? Absolutely nun"

"What's the difference between a religion and a cult? Their tax exemption status."

"How does a Welshman find sheep in long grass? Irresistible."

"The sausage principle. If you like something, never find out how it's made."