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Joke of the Day

"Breaking news the FBI has found anti matter! They hooked Hillary Clinton up to a polygraph machine..."

"What's SpongeBob's worst personality trait? He's way too self-absorbent"

"Freedom Knock Knock Joke ""Knock knock"" ""who's there"" ""freedom"" ""freedom who?"" ""Just kidding, freedom doesn't knock freedom rings"""

"A stupid joke that my mum tells me a lot So there are two cows eating grass in a paddock. One cow looks up and says ""moo"". The other cow says ""hey, I was gonna say that!"""

"What's a pirate's favorite bomb? The tsARRR bomba."

"What musical group is Jesus most afraid of? Nine Inch Nails"

"What's the difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket? A pickpocket snatches watches."

"How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's [Get Fuzzy]( http://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2012/10/18)"

"chicken & KFC Q: Why did the chicken go to KFC? A: He wanted to see a chicken strip."

"Don't let the door hit you on the way out! *guy looks back and laughs, the door punches him in the back of the head*"