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Joke of the Day
"That which does not kill me... should run."
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"Why couldn't R get to P? He had to wait in a Q!"
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"Why are their no jokes about the Jonestown Massacre? Because the punchline is to long"
"Old joke, now with new offensive punchline. My grandfather died at Auschwitz. He had a heart attack while raping a 12 year old Jewish girl."