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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball She choked"
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"If your name is Susan, I surmise you're lazy. If your name is Tom, I posit you're a peeper. If your name is Jason, I automatically assume... YOU'RE A CUNT!!! NO! SERIOUSLY, FUCK YOU, JASON!!!"
"Erectile Dysfunction Nature's way of saying ""No hard feelings""."
"How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant? Two men a nite."
"A joke i came up with.... detective: time of death 4:20 police officer: eyyyy detective: eyyyyy corpse: eyyyy"
"The Little Mermaid was a hoarder."
"I broke up with my gym We just weren't working out."
"Did you know that Truett Cathy, Founder of Chick-fil-A, wanted a CFA sandwich for his last meal? Unfortunately, he died on a Sunday."
"If I ever get a Roomba, I'm gonna be totally irresponsible and just throw crumbs on the floor for fun."
"Whitney Houston is 3 Years sober! Wow! Never thought it would happen"