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Joke of the Day
"I think I need to take a break. -me, as soon as I get to work."
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"Boss told me to glue 2 pieces of wood together Totally nailed it"
"another one What is Khaleds fav number? 11 because it has another 1"
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chris ! Chris who ? Chrisco'll do you proud everytime !"
"(nsfw)A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says, ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies, ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck."""
"What do you call a Pakistani music group? A tali-band."
"Did you hear about the paperboy who masturbated on the job? It was all over the news! (Can't remember where I heard this, so sorry if its a repost)"
"My kleptomania is getting worse I should definitely take something."
"it must be confusing working at a mint when a power outage happens. because when it happens, everything stops making cents."
"What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank? Small medium at large"