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Joke of the Day
"On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky... ...how much do you like kids?"
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"For once Bill will be talking about Hillary... When he says she blew it."
"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present."
"What do yu get when you cross a Jew? Christianity."
"The other day I saw a midget climbing down a prison wall... He was a little condescending"
"Me: What kind of stupid phone you got there? Him: Windows phone Me: Oh [takes it and lobs it out the window] Yes it is"
"Most Trump supporters favorite Disney character is the hunter who shot Bambi's mom and we all know it."
"Is it true what every girls wants is 9 inches? Cos I'm not chopping 3 inches off for anybody!"
"TIL The queen bee has sex with up to 40 males per day. Just like your mom."
"Lizzie Borden had a couple of really good lifehacks."