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Joke of the Day

"Whenever someone says they don't like the Beatles, I'm like ""Whatever, Gary."" (their name isn't necessarily Gary; that's just an example)"

"He was a satyr boy She said see you later boy He wasn't goat enough for her"

"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? a pok-e-mon!"

"Can somebody please find Ja Rule? I need help in making sense of just what happened"

"yo mama is Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids."

"How many potato's does it take to kill an Irishman? None."

"Of all the kisses I've gotten in my life. That is the first."

"I'd be a more productive writer if the machine I use 2 write wasn't also the machine I use 2 find pics of celebrity nipples."

"Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease? A. Because they're all pigs."

"My son asked if masturbating made you blind. Depends on where you're aiming."