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Joke of the Day

"What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse? I'm feeling a bit sorbet."

"Can I sleep over at your house tonight? There's too much stuff on my bed"

"Girls are like blackjack... I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 14."

"Change is inevitable... Except from vending machines"

"A man walks into a bell tower and shoots 16 people... America responds by restricting access to bell towers."

"Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark."

"A cop pulled over a spanish photon... The cop asked, ""Do you know how fast you were going?"" The photon said, ""c."""

"Why had the two algae never had sex? Because they had a planktonic relationship."

"Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to? Yes Mom. Your handwriting seems very large. Well Grandma's very deaf so I'm writing very loudly."

"Pro Tip: don't believe everything on Twitter. Y'all said throw her up against the wall to keep her happy. Karen from accounting. Not Happy."