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Joke of the Day

"What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse? I'm feeling a bit sorbet."

"human skin boots My friend paid $4,000 for human skin boots and pants. I told him how stupid that was--he could have had the same thing in black for $29."

"The cure for premature ejaculation is coming soon."

"What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon ? *...Tennish...*"

"Why aren't ants going to church? Because they are in sects."

"Eating With The Shakes If a person with Parkinson's is eating a brownie, Is it ""Brownie in motion""?"

"People who live in glass houses Should pull the blinds before removing their trousers."

"Yo girl, you must be a butterfly 'Cuz I feel like I wanna mount you."

"My girlfriend is weird She starts all of our conversations with ""Are you even listening to me?""."

"Happy Thanksgiving Reddit! Let us all give thanks to the day Jesus ate turkey with the pilgrims."