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Joke of the Day

"It's not that I'm suicidal but jumping off a building onto a trampoline held by firemen sounds like so much fun."

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"Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?"
"What happend when the bike ran over a nail? It popped a wheelie."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cymbals ! Cymbals who? Cymbals have horns and others don't !"
"How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows. They never get to keep the house. Edit: Thanks for all the awesome comments. I can't keep up!"
"Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet? A: They were dating the same girl in high school."
"""Removing my make up"" Or how I like to call it: ""Reset face to factory settings"""
"American Horror Story The Rise of Donald Trump."