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Joke of the Day
"The Little Mermaid was a hoarder."
Next Joke
"What's brown and sticky? A stick. I wood've thought of something more original, but I tree-ly can't be bothered, so here you go."
"What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack? Jeez-its"
"How does the Japanese mafia keep their drinks cold they put it in a a Ya Koozie"
"Walking into a store wearing the clothes from that store is humiliating and I don't know why."
"What's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat? The wheelchair..."
"Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music? Mount Rushmore"
"Don't trust people that are constipated They're full of shit"
"Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were a kid? Cause i ran into him the other day and he was asking about you"
"Why is the mens bathroom such an angry place? It's where all the pricks hang out."