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Joke of the Day

"The banana asked the vibrator... The banana asked the Vibrator ""Why are *you* shaking, shes going to *eat* me!"""

"[Dark] What is black on the bottom and white on top? Society."

"I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery Now I don't know what he looks like."

"What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart? One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*"

"What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time."

"Did you know Wiener dogs are the the breed that bites the most people? Well, you would be pissed off too if your arms and legs were a foot long!"

"The only bright side to food poisoning is weighing yourself when it's over."

"I hate those stupid Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves!"

"Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine? A mental hospital"

"Why doesn't santa have any children? 'cause he cums down the chimney"