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Joke of the Day
"My username is fatatata I am not fatatall"
Next Joke
"What would be your reply? Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?"
"Doctor: ""You have a blockage in your small & large intestine"" Barista: ... Barista: ... Doctor: *Sigh* ""Ok, Tall & Venti intestine."""
"Where do you find the hottest Jews? in the ovens"
"A little boy and his father are walking in a cemetery ...and come across a gravestone that reads ""here lies a lawyer and a good man"" The boy asks his father ""Dad, why did they bury 2 men in 1 grave?"""
"*tweets about new invisibility cloak invention* *forgets where he left it*"
"Being a gynaecologist is like being a pizza delivery guy. You can smell it but you can't taste it. I'm sure that's what paediatricians say as well"
"Some people say I am an evil person. But thats not true. I have the heart of a sweet young girl, in a jar under my bed."
"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays guys house. Part 2: knock knock Who's there? The chicken"
"Swimming is my favorite recreational activity that's also a desperate attempt not to die"