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Joke of the Day
"What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures? A Sven diagram!"
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"I love self-deprecating jokes. Too bad I suck at them."
"How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Swan"
"Dear Cool People, they didn't name a candy after you, did they? Love, Nerds."
"I too found a safe at work and tried opening it... Bank security guard fired at me and police arrested me. It was not safe for me."
"What do you call a pile of cats? A Meow-tain."
"[taking a picture] Me: ""Make love to the camera!"" Grandma: ""Don't make this weird, dear."""
"How do you call Kanye West's pizza? Cheezy Jeezy."
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"When I see babies who breastfeed crying I know it's because they don't have Oreos to go with the milk."