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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no gay men in the army reserves? All of the fruits are diploid"
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"So apparently in a job interview, if the interviewer asks you to choose one word that describes you, the correct answer is not fergalicious."
"I just found out that the guy who stole my journal has died. My thoughts are with his family."
"What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in? A pan, duh!"
"I was going to make an anal joke... Butt fuck it!"
"Whatisthelongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardfor?"
"FIFA 16 joke. fifa 16 is going to feature women players for the first time, apparently in the consumables section you will be able to purchase tampons alongside contracts and chemistry styles."
"Why is it called her ""time of the month"" and not ""trouble in paradise?"""
"A Scottish man released a love song for his wife It's called for the sheep"
"What is the one food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Wedding cake."