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Joke of the Day

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba dun tsshh"

"Went in for a prostate exam... I asked the doctor where I should put my pants. ""Right over there with mine""..."

"Why can't Quentin Tarantino make a good first impression? He's always getting off on the wrong foot."

"How many cross-dressers live near Manchester? Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address."

"Hey UK! You're looking great! Have you lost a few pounds?"

"Why does a giraffe have a long neck? Cause its feet smell."

"I forgot my phone so I asked this guy what time it was. He said ""time to get a watch"" & laughed. So I kicked him in the balls. It was 6:30."

"Hey yogurt, settle down with the commercials. You're YOGURT!"

"Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress? She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement"

"You can tell how important a thing is by if there's a cheese of it: string, important; mars, not important; blue, important; democracy, not"