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Joke of the Day
"What did Oliver Twist say at the slave auction? Please sir, I want some moors."
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"Last night a kid came ""trick or treating"" at my place dressed as Gloria Gaynor. At first I was afraid."
"I just dropped my phone, is everyone okay?!"
"Listen, when I say a movie was ""cute"" I do not mean it was GOOD. A girl saying a movie was cute is just code for ""My ovaries liked it."""
"What's the hardest part about eating a brownie? Having to face her parents at the sentencing."
"I heard diarrhea is hereditary It runs in your jeans"
"What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in the fog?... At least when your eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you!"
"You know what would be a hilarious prank? Make people study for 18 years and dont give them a job."
"China has a Great Wall And they have barely any Mexicans"
"Doormats are a gateway rug."