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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if your neighbor voted for Trump? They've got a big burning ""t"" in their yard."

"There is this guy from the Czech Republic that plays chess with his Austrian friend. Czech mate. Edit: Australian, ty unsc_luke"

"A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables... The bartender says, you can have a drink, but ya better not start anything"

"If I ever ran a tobacco company... ... I'd name my cigarettes ""heretics"". So anyone could burn his own heretic every single day."

"What did Ahab say when Moby Dick raised his tail? Whale shit!"

"""Settle down. You can play Whac-a-Mole when the man with the neck tattoo uses up his tokens."" Chuck E Cheese is such a special place."

"Yo Momma so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew and thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at Hardees."

"You ever hear the joke about the 3 holes in the back yard? Well well well...."

"My mom once told me.... ....the only way I'll ever get laid is if I crawl up a chicken's ass and wait."

"My Friend is 5'8""... Some people would say he's tall, but I think he's just high."