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Joke of the Day
"Yeah? Well the Bible also tells us that abstinence isn't 100% effective, Mary."
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"What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain."
"Blind Man I just passed a blind man in home depot. He was dressed head to toe in camouflage. I assume he was trying to even the playing field. Well done sir. (True Story)"
"What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe? ||elephant||||giraffe||sin()"
"What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your girlfriend to blow your paycheck!"
"Decades of video games have left me unjustifiably overconfident in my ability to break open a wooden crate."
"At the last supper Jesus was probably like it would be way more comfortable for everyone if some of you sat on the other side of the table"
"My roommate gets angry when I steal their kitchen utensils It's a whisk I'm willing to take"
"What's the worst thing about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair when you're done."
"""What are you doing, idiot?"" me, to other drivers on the road ""What are you doing, idiot?"" me, to myself, in all other situations"