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Joke of the Day
"What did they call the sugar that went to space? Intergalactose"
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"Steven hawking is setting a bad example for kids these days... Being on his computer all day"
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"I used to work at a fire hydrant factory. I couldn't park anywhere near the place. -Steven Wright"
"How many Nazi skin heads does it take to screw in a light bulb? 10, 1 to do it and 9 to back him up. Source: https://redandblackbritain.wordpress.com/humour/"
"beer gardens are great because who wouldn't want to grow beer"
"Two cows were talking in a field.. One said to the other, ""Have you heard about that mad cow disease?"" The other says, ""Yeah, good thing we're penguins""."
"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go play on our bikes."
"OK - who knows their Soupy Sales lines? I'll give you the set-ups, you give us the lines."
"Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation."