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Joke of the Day
"Texting while driving: Bad. Wrestling a shark while driving: STILL LEGAL! WOOHOOO!!!"
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"What do plumbers and slinkies have in common They both make you laugh when you push them down stairs"
"A Jewish kid asks his father if he can borrow $30... The father says, ""$30! Do you have any idea how much money $20 is? Where am I going to get $10?"
"if you're ever running late just bring a huge glass of milk along and be drinking it noisily as you walk in and no one will say shit to you"
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken."
"I got really hungry when we visited the Alpaca Farm, next time Alpaca lunch."
"What's the difference between two dicks and a joke? You can't take a joke."
"Why couldn't the snake have sex Ereptile dysfunction"
"Religion That is all"
"I was sitting on the toilet when todays earthquake hit. The toilet shook like a rollercoaster. It scared the shit out of me."