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Joke of the Day

"At what time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tenish."

"Did you hear the one about the invisible knife? I couldn't see the point!"

"To all /r/Jokes subs you really need the A"

"How do you make a handkerchief dance? You put a little boogie in it!"

"What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !"

"What would you call a Pokemon Trainer if they were Jewish? Ashe."

"I don't always tell dad jokes But when I do, he laughs"

"Her: I think my IUD came loose and is floating around in there Me: C'mere, I drop my guitar pick in the sound hole all the time, no problem"

"What did the Oxen say to his son moving out? Bison"

"What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !"