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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cowboy want to buy a wiener dog So he could 'get a long little doggy' Credit- my 12 year old daughter!"

"Parallel lines have so much in common, it's a shame they'll never meet :("

"Why doesn't Achilles have any scars? His wounds always heel."

"""Hey Steve Jobs, I'm really happy for you, And I'ma let you finish, but Moses had the greatest tablet of all time!"" -Kanye"

"When she says she prefers the strong, silent type she means her vibrator."

"I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined."

"How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!"

"Recently developed melanoma on my cheek, so I quickly went to the dermatologist. Turns out I just fell asleep on a chocolate chip."

"Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love."

"What is a Christians Favorite Insect? The Praying Mantis"