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Joke of the Day
"What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish? Pick up lines"
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"What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out? ""Time to try the udder one."""
"Twilight's like soccer. They run around for two hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand."
"What did Sushi ""A"" say to Sushi ""B?"" Wasabi!"
"What did Dracula say to Frankenstein ?!? I like Rape !! lol !!"
"My father works as a statistician at Ford. He must be pretty well-respected there, people are always asking for his auto graph."
"What game do French schoolchildren like to play? Simon 16"
"Before he was a footballer, Messi used to be a stand-up comedian He had to quit because his jokes kept flying over the audience's heads."
"I dunno Discovery Channel, if you think crabs are the deadliest thing you can catch, you've obviously never slept with my sister Ashley."
"Being early to work is a dead giveaway that I'm still asleep and having a bad dream."