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Joke of the Day

"Beyonce is a great actress because there is no way she has the time or energy to have the kind of sex she sings about."

"Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!"

"Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots."

"My girlfriend and I went to the Renaissance fair and saw a minstrel get cut in the arm He's gonna be okay though, my girlfriend had just the thing to stop the flow of minstrel blood"

"What kind of turns do letters take? U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo."

"If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, ... I'd start thinking about you."

"Oi, shower curtain - nobody likes you, we just tolerate you. Stop going in for a hug."

"Brain cancer from cell phones is no longer considered a risk because who holds their phone up to their head anymore?"

"Too bad the Kardashian show couldn't be like ""The Ring"" and kill anyone who watches it."

"People always say, ""Its the little things in life you treasure""... But whenever I'm naked, girls always laugh."