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Joke of the Day

"I'm still in a state of total shock I mean the Cubs won the World Series"

"Judging people on Twitter is equivalent to an alcoholic showing up to an AA meeting and making fun of all the other drunks."

"As a muslim, I'm sick of the 9/11 jokes because my parentd died too. They just weren't in the buildings."

"Life is basically all the stuff you have to do to get from coffee time to whiskey time."

"What's a woman ideal husband? An archaeologist. The older she gets the more interested he becomes."

"Either I just stepped in dog shit or the stench of my parent's disappointment has started following me around."

"What's the official title for the Poopsmith's boss? We feel like we have the best two answers, and there's disagreement over who's is best."

"I am afraid of heights That's why I never get high!"

"Can everyone please stop making political posts? You're never going to be able to make anything funnier than reality."

"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High definition Edit: Thanks Reddit for the upvotes, I'm glad you guys finally liked something that I posted. Thanks internet!"