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Joke of the Day
"What does a cat say when it lands on it's back? Me. Ow."
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"Wife: Where are the kids? Me *turns off router* [from down the hallway] HEYYYYYYY!!!! Me: They're in their rooms."
"Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go."
"A Priest walks in to a hotel to check in... And he asks the clerk at the front desk, ""Is the pornography disabled in my room?"" The clerk responds, ""No, it's regular porn you sick fuck!"""
"So there's this humor contest... and a guy enters ten puns hoping to win with at least one. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."
"Clean Jokes... ...Are hard to cum by."
"what do you call that worthless flap of skin around a vagina a woman"
"Bernie Sanders fans say ""Feel the Bern."" Gary Johnson fans say Feel the Johnson."
"For Sale: 2-in-1 Menthol Shampoo Great hairwash. Mint condition."
"Just ordered Chinese food from a place called Magic Wok. In the 'additional notes' I said ""pls make the sadness disappear."" LAUGH OUT LOUD"