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Joke of the Day
"I can never seem to get a good picture of wheat. It always comes out grainy"
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"How can you tell if your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."
"Roses are red Violets are blue I've got multiple personalities disorder And so do I."
"What's the difference between a nigger and a pile of dog shit? A pile of dog shit eventually turns white and stops stinking."
"Jesus was such a player.... ...he was laid in a manger"
"I just told a girl her eyebrows were drawn on too high. She looked surprised."
"I tried tap dancing once... ... I kept falling in the sink."
"A toothless budgie will always achieve his goals Because they always succeed"
"Where do Angelfish swim? The Holy See"
"And now I spend the rest of the day worrying about whether or not I removed the sticker from the apple I just ate."