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Joke of the Day

"If it looks like a douchebag, and smells like a douchebag, then I must be walking by an Abercrombie & Fitch store."

"What did Hitler smoke? The Jews."

"I used to be a head chef. I guess it's just part of being a cannibal."

"Scientists just announced the discovery of another planet in our solar system They're calling it Plu-two"

"What's up? The price of pussy. (My math teacher in high school use to say this one, he was cool.)"

"Adulthood is like looking both sides before crossing the street and them getting hit by an airplane."

"What do feminists do in Halloween? They go Triggertreating."

"Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg out, Put -spider hokey pokey"

"Three Nazi's walk into a B.A.R. ..."

"Me: OMG I feel amazing! WebMD: sounds like cancer!"