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Joke of the Day

"I said goodbye to everyone at a party and then mistakenly walked into a closet and was too embarrassed to walk back out so I live here now."

"Accidentally sharing porn I have accidentally posted porn on my science blog. My readers must be thinking hard about my content."

"Why does all the corn in Iowa lean West? Because Nebraska sucks!"

"HR wants me to give myself a self evaluation. This will be the first and last time they make this mistake."

"IDEA: Cry HoleTM - the hole you can cry in"

"I really lack the words to compliment myself today."

"Can you write off a divorce as a home improvement expense"

"The only knowledge that can hurt you is the knowledge you don't have."

"Can you be electrocuted by a news story? The answer may shock you."

"We had a pop quiz in culinary school today. It was a piece of cake."