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Joke of the Day

"I'm on a seafood diet If I see food and it's a fish I eat it edit: /r/jokes is not the place for dry humor. note to self: more corn and cheese"

"A guy pick up a woman Then he puts her down"

"If okcupid is all that great, then why would you need a 3 or 6 month subscription ?"

"There were 2 goldfish in a tank One said to the other, ""you man the guns, I drive."""

"Some people call me a horse... and to those people I say neigh."

"My wife said she wanted to be treated like a princess So I put her into the back of a Mercedes and drove her into a wall."

"A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along. 'It smells like rain' he said to the boy. The city boy replied 'They said it was lemonade.'"

"After my surgery, the doctor told me I have to pee sitting down. He told me not to lift anything that weighs more than 10 pounds."

"Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye."

"I don't think I get enough credit in my family for making my siblings look successful."