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"For Sale: Wedding Suit, worn only once by mistake.."
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"Barbie comes with GI Joe She only fakes it with Ken. Saw plenty of pregnant Barbie jokes in this sub-reddit, but not this one."
"What do you call that mean guy who keeps waking you up? A myoclonic jerk."
"USA: ""Hey nachos, today's your big day!"" Nachos: ""What about Cinco de Mayo?"" USA: ""What'd you just say?"" Nachos: ""Nothing."""
"Everybody made fun of how I lost a race to the fat kid in school. If only my wheelchair was faster."
"Your teeth are like the stars Yellow and separated."
"Where was Solomon's temple located? On the side of his head."
"What do you call Tums in suppository form? Bums"
"Whoever invented ""knock knock"" jokes Should get a ""no-bell"" prize."
"3 Politicians go to Heaven..."