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Joke of the Day

"How many disappointments can you fit into a van? I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house."

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"Why is SAE not that racist? Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!"
"there once was a wonderful poet who knew that one day he woud blow it cuz his poems woud rhyme most of the time but occasionaly they didnt"
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"[1st date] [to self] Don't let her know ur a boa constrictor Her: ""How's your meal?"" [i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table]"