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Joke of the Day

"I had to make a difficult decision when arrested at the border on the way to Mecca... I was caught between Iraq and a Hajj place."

"Hey baby, there's a party in my pants. And urine.. ...Vited."

"why can,t you trust a Atom Because thay make up every thing"

"My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex But my girlfriend keeps saying it says dyslexia"

"I think it's lame how Justin Bieber has millions of Beliebers yet Queen Latifah only has like 8 Beliefahs."

"What do you call a Flaming Homosexual? A hate crime."

"I accidentally dropped one of my husband's Viagra into my contact solution and now I'm cockeyed."

"What do you call a Russian with three testicles? Whodyouknickabollokoff"

"(Q)...... What was the difference between Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinsky's dry-cleaners? (A)...... Clinton wouldn't come clean."

"$10 says some idiot is gonna hear the word Ebola and think ""that'd be a great name for my new baby!"""