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Joke of the Day

"What's blue, white and red? A cancerous child who fall down the stairs."

"All I got for my last birthday was a pack of sticky playing cards. I found it really hard to deal with."

"I took a shit on the hood of a car one time It was my civic doodie"

"Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories? Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy."

"Politicians have more need of diapers than babies because they're full of way more shit."

"A women insists, ""Women are funny!"" A man replies, ""You're right! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!"""

"They should just report when there WASN'T a shooting in Florida at this point"

"I have a gay friend but I never recognize him Because he is always in these guys."

"What do you call the space in between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley"

"What do you call an openly gay detective? Surecocks Holmes"