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Joke of the Day
"Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ? He wanted Mark Antony !"
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"(NSFW) What's the difference between a clever dwarf and a blue waffle? Well one's a cunning runt..."
"A man and his wife find an S & M magazine under their son's bed. Mom says ""This is horrible, what should we do?"" Dad replies, ""Well we can't spank him!"""
"I'm not being creepy but i can see thru my binoculars that your family portrait is hanging crooked on your wall"
"After living in terror for 27 years, Gloria Estefan's threat is realized; I open my car door, and am brutally attacked by the rhythm."
"What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a set of drums."
"Nobody harasses you on the street when you walk around wearing a belt made of live cats."
"You haven't truly won an argument until the other person says ""whatever"" !"
"What do a black person and a bike have in common? they both don't work without a chain."
"I just got off the phone with my mother. She called 12 years ago."