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Joke of the Day

"I told my doctor I was having issues during sex. He said Cialis. Could someone tell me where I find Alice?"

"So I told my dad a joke about Sandy Hook the other day. He didn't think it was funny I guess it's aimed at a younger audience."

"What can a goose do that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do? Stick his bill up his ass."

"What is brown and sticky? A stick!"

"""Were any famous men born on your birthday?"" ""No, only little babies."" "

"What do you get when you kiss a canary? Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease."

"Boy: What's black slimy with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and don't worry about what's in the tin."

"Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to the other side."

"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll just beat the room for being black"

"[chef interview] BOSS: Are you familiar with kitchen jargon ME: Yeah, that means you're missing a jar"