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Joke of the Day
"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger... ... Then it hit me!"
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"Pistorius.....Sounds like something Harry Potter would say to make your legs fall off."
"What has two heads and six legs? Nirvana"
"getting real tired of hearing opinions on murder from people outside the murderer community"
"Hey Girl, do you recycle? Because I'd love to crush that box and leave you by the curb tomorrow morning."
"What's a slut's favorite color? Whorange"
"Very Cheesy Joke Friend : Hey dude did you see that thing i posted on /r/pcmasterrace? Me : Yeah I ""readit"" (reddit)"
"What is the opposite of an autist? A socialist."
"ME: fine, judge me. judge me for loving too much, for caring too much- JUDGE: you're on trial for murder ME: for murdering too much"
"Kurt Cobain shot himself because he couldn't live with the guilt of drowning 18 babies to get 1 usable photo for an album cover."