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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ? Cannelloni some money till next week ?"
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"Why did the lemon turn green? Because he had lime disease"
"I went to school with a girl who said her last name was Faux. I thought to myself, ""Man, that's got to be fake."""
"What if you had an eye in your asshole? Imagine all the shit you would see..."
"Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue? Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!"
"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere? Fa Drizzle"
"Helen Keller walks into a bar.... And a table.....then some chairs..."
"What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ? A shaggy dogs tale !"
"It probably seems like I'm listening to your story, but I'm really thinking, ""close your fucking menu or the waiter will never come over."""
"AROMATHERAPY CONUNDRUM: Spilling a large bucket of Lavender oil all over your carpet: Very stressful, or very relaxing? #retweet #grief"