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Joke of the Day

"A court ruled that sharing click-baits is punishable by death. What happens next will shock you."

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself? Because it was two-tyred."

"""Visa... it's everywhere you want to be."" Visa is in Halle Berry's ass?"

"People that use big words, but not in the right context, are just trying to be ambidextrous."

"why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? to get to the bottom!"

"What do you call a blind deer? No-eye-deer. What do you call a blind dead deer? Still no-eye-deer. What do you call two blind deer that died while having sex? Still no-fucking-eye-deer."

"Do you know which End she was talking about? My teacher pointed me with her ruler and declared that at the end of her ruler is an idiot. I was suspended for a week for just asking which end!"

"In LGBTQ families... We need more transparency."

"Oscar Pistorius said he wanted a new bathroom door..... But his girlfriend was dead against it"

"Girl adjusts her bra. And no one cares but when a guy adjusts his everybody loses their mind."