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Joke of the Day
"Alternative ""For every day that ends in why?"" For every day that ends with your mom."
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"What do you do when your wife starts smoking? Slow down and apply lube"
"My life is just like Rihanna's new song. Work work work work work and the rest I can't really understand!"
"What do you call two black men on a videotape? Evidence."
"What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?... When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere."
"Q: What kind of wood doesn't float? A: Natalie Wood"
"I'm with North Korea when comes to being offended by James Franco and Seth Rogen."
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seat belt."
"I like my women like I like my calzones Somewhat crusty on the outer part and really gooey and cheesy on the inner part."
"learn just enough tap dancing just to tap dance out of the room when you win an argument"