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Joke of the Day
"I once knew this incredibly meticulous man from Taiwan. He was a real Taipei personality."
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"When would a discount be a bad thing? Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free."
"What's the difference ? What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went? There is no difference, you always regret both!"
"What do you get when you mix an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."
"I opened the door to find my friend masturbating. He yelled ""Close the door!"" So I yelled, ""Get inside!"""
"Dear Hollywood, When you adapt a book into a movie here's a novel idea: try reading it first for a change. Assholes."
"Resistance is not futile... It's voltage divided by current."
"So from now on I believe in talking bears until someone can logically explain how that Ted scene just happened on the #oscars"
"What happens in Vegas stays on Facebook."
"I fucked myself last night. I wanted to get first-hand experience."