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Joke of the Day
"I just ended a long-term relationship today I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine"
Next Joke
"What do pancakes and kids have in common? The first one usually gets screwed up."
"My mom's daughter said it looked like my foot was making a copy of itself I told her that's mitosis"
"Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff? tequila!"
"What's easier to pick up the heavier they get? Women"
"Whats brown and sounds like a bell? DUUUUUuU^nnnnnnnggggg^nnnnggg^nnnggg^nnnggg"
"Just saw a homeless guy fall asleep with a lit cigarette in his mouth. Which probably explains why he's homeless."
"Why did the dorito feel left out? Cause he didn't chip in!"
"7 barges into bathroom while I'm showering, laughs & says ""I saw your peanut."" He either mispronounced a word or made a hurtful observation."
"What are Turkish cattle best known for? Mootiny."